Someone Created Pokémon Parody P*rn, And It Will Ruin Your Childhood

A friend once told me: ” Lewis, whatever sort of porn you can think of in your mind, no matter how weird, it’s already been made.” Of course I thought this was absolutely ridiculous. Until now of course, because I’ve borne witness to one of the most atrocious and upsetting things I’ve ever seen. Pok mon parody porn.

You heard me right. Someone out there has decided that there aren’t enough twisted things in the world to ruin someone’s childhood, so they came up with this.

The parody porn is comically named ‘Strok mon’ and mark my words – it will destroy the last shred of faith you have in humanity. Those of you who want your souls to remain intact, please look away now.


1. Gotta smash ’em all!

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


2. These two don’t impressed with his enthusiasm. Probably because they know he’s about to whip his Pok balls out

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


3. I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to be… Weedle banging an angry Clefairy? I’m lost

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


4. Of course no porn sketch is complete without Jesse and James

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


5. Or the sex mad Nurse Joy…

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


6. Or a very unnerving Brock. Get back to your gym Brock!

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


7. I don’t like where this is going…

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


8. According to the trailer, this is Dickachu, Fisty and Gash. There are no words to describe how much this upsets me. *SOB SOB*

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


9. I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be Meowth at the bottom there

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


10. I can only imagine that this is Dickachu’s finishing move. Oh good lord

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood


11. Whatever he ended up doing, I’m not sure the rest of the team approves. Stick to earning badges and reaching the Pok mon league guys. The porn world is not for you

Someone Created Pokmon Parody Prn And It Will Ruin Your Childhood

I’ll never be able to look at a harmless Pikachu again… I think this has actually killed my lifelong love for Pok mon. I didn’t think it was possible, but I think I might have to throw away my GameBoy Colour. Let’s not even get started on the nightmares I’m bound to have. Chilling. If you thought that was funny, here are some interesting facts about the porn industry that blow your mindhole!