9 Devastating Thoughts We All Have When Our Phone Breaks

You’ve really gone and done it this time, haven’t you? You’ve taken your perfect, shining, most prized possession and smashing the living daylights out of it. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make you feel any worse because I know that things are rough right about now. We’ve all broken our phones at one stage or another, let’s be honest, but it’s how to get past this that you need to focus on now. Check out Pair Mobile asap, we say. Here are the devastating thoughts we all have when our phone breaks:

1) “What have I DONNNNNNNNNNE?”

Broken your phone, or so I believe.

2) “Why God, why me? Why?”

Because you were stupid enough to lose your grip on your phone, to not have a bulletproof cover on it and to let the ground be your worst enemy. So really, you have nobody but yourself to blame in this whole sad, sorry story.

3) “If only I could turn back time.”

Well, you’re not Cher, so that’s unlikely to happen anytime soon.

4) “Maybe it’s not as bad as it looks.”

You could be right, but there’s a 90% chance that it’s actually worse than it looks. Sorry…

5) “Oh no wait, it’s way past redemption at this stage. My bad.”

I would say I told you so, but that would be taunting.

6) “I wonder if it’s possible to punch myself in the face right about now?”

Probably, give it a shot and see what happens.

7) “What about all my beautiful selfies, have they now disappeared forever and ever?”

For the sake of the rest of the world, here’s hoping.

8) “I have literally no idea how I’m going to explain this one.”

Just ensure you start off your story with the fact that it was daytime and you were very, very sober.

9) “So…..what do I do next?”

Get on down to Pair Mobile, that’s what. They’ll repair your damaged diamond of a phone in no time.

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