5 Reasons Why Burritos Are Better Than Girls

When you look at her, everything just makes sense and the world seems to slow down as your surroundings fade to black and the universe only becomes occupied by the two of you. And as you sit there in peaceful bliss you want nothing more in the world than to bite her head off. I am, of course, talking about a burrito and not an actual female lady because that would be murder and cannibalism, but with burritos it’s a beautiful moment you can both share. A man and a burrito just share a delicate, intimate romance that can not be felt by a man and a woman (or a man and a man). Without a doubt my friends, burritos are better than girls.

Burritos don’t want to talk about their feelings. They just sit there looking delicious.
Spicy chorizo, potatoes, and queso blanco come together to create flavorful, delicious Chorizo, Potato, and Queso Burritos!Slow Cooker Jalapeño Popper Chicken TaquitosSmothered Beef and Bean Burritos - lovely little snippets
They’re a great thing to eat in the morning, and they don’t even need to shower beforehand.
Smothered Chile Colorado Burritos (CROCK POT)! It doesn't get much easier or delicious than this meal!  It is fantastic!
Smothered Burritos | that's some good cookin'--burrito filled with seasoned ground beef, beans and rice, then topped with spicy sauce and lots of cheeseSaucy, cheesy smothered Chile Colorado Burritos made in 30 minutes... The sauce is so good you'll want to eat it straight from the pan.
Burritos don’t need makeup to look good, they woke up like this.
7 Layer Burritos - an easy, fuss-free meatless meal option!These Breakfast Burritos will make a breakfast person out of you! Crisp and juicy! @natashaskitchen
You can date more than one burrito at the same time. They don’t do all that petty jealously shit.

Saucy, cheesy smothered Chile Colorado Burritos made in 30 minutes... The sauce is so good you'll want to eat it straight from the pan.These Mini Burritos are filled with seasoned meat, beans, and cheese. Serve them as an appetizer and let your guests top their own. the-girl-who-ate-everything.com

Burritos smell better than any girl ever could.