35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest

Going to college or university is a big deal, and choosing your subject is essential to making sure you have a happy couple of years studying. But with so many options, what on earth do you go for? English, Art History, Biology?

Have you heard rumours of a degree in communications is bullshit? Have you been teased about your English degree being good for nothing? Well maybe there is more to that than just stereotype and banter…

If you’ve already got your degree, then you’ll know exactly what we’re talking out here. If you haven’t quite gone off to college yet, these are the honest slogans for subjects that you’ll never be told.


1. Chemistry

Where alcohol IS a solution.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


2. Biochemistry

Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life making shampoo.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


3. Archaeology

If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


4. I.T.

Let me Google that for you sir.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


5. Computer Science

(For a straight girl) The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


6. Political Science

Your opinion is wrong.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


7. Aerospace Engineering

“It actually is rocket science.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


8. Engineering

The subtle art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


9. Structural Engineering

Because architects don’t know what physics is.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


10. Philosophy

Think about it…

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


11. Communications

“We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


12. Speech Pathology

We have ways of making you talk.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


13. Linguistics

Studied 17 language, am fluent in none of them.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


14. Criminal Justice

We’re here because of the ‘Law & Order’ reruns.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


15. Photography

It’s worth a shot.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


16. Statistics

Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


17. Anthropology

It’ll get you laid, but won’t get you paid.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


18. Zoology

Because you can’t major in kittens.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


19. Psychology

Good luck doing anything until you get your Masters.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


20. Premed

“I’ll probably switch major in two years.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


21. History

History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


22. English

So you want to be a teacher eh?

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


23. Film

Forks on the left, knives on the right. Service with a smile.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


24. Astrophysics

“Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


25. Creative Writing

Because job security and decent wages are for pussies.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


26. Latin

Because being useful to society is so overrated.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


27. Physics

“Everything you learned last week is wrong.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


28. Nursing

Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


29. Marine Bio

“I wanted to play with dolphins… but I’m looking at algae instead.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


30. Accounting

Selling your soul for money.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


31. Finance

“Accounting was too hard.”

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


32. Journalism

Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


33. Art History

And you thought doing art was pointless.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest

34. Music Performance

If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest


35. Graphic Design

No, we aren’t artists. We are designers. There’s a difference.

35 Hilarious Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest

Not many majors escape unscathed here, especially if you’ve chosen to take a humanities major… English, History, Political Science, Art History – all absolutely torched. If we listened to all these slogans however, I’m sure anyone would study anything. The trick is to do what you love, and let the rest follow. If you’ve ever been to college or university, maybe you will agree with me that a room full of cute puppies would have been really helpful.