19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort

I come from a family where physical affection is pretty much non-existent. The only time I probably ever had my brother’s hands on me would’ve been if he was choke-slamming me into next week – that’s just the way we all are.

Now, I’m by no means saying this is the way for all families to go and I know plenty of friends that have close-knit families where hugging is a daily occurrence. What I am saying is, there’s a line and these 19 family members have passed it so far, they can’t even see the line anymore. All sorts of uncomfortable viewing lies ahead.


1. Keeping it in the family isn’t always wise

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


2. I really love my sister…mainly for her tits

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


3. To love a persons feet, it’s almost a guarantee you’ll love almost every part of them

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


4. Unfollowing. Didn’t follow anyway, following just to unfollow

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


5. Some leaves are bigger than others…

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


6. Well I see your point Junior but…come on now

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


7. Yeah dad, WTF

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


8. I don’t expect that Dad, that’s number 1 on my list of things not to expect

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


9. Trying to focus on the incest issue…trying…trying…nope

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


10. If you’re in double digits, stop touching mum’s boobs

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


11. WHAT? NO, GRANDMA

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


12. Grandpops is losing his sense of right and wrong

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


13. Naaaah

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


14. Whoever commented ‘sexay shit’ needs a strong speaking too

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


15. A girl should never feel the lips of her brother. Vice versa.

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort



16. Wrong choice of adjective Dad

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


17. However you word it, he’s still your brother

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


18. No, they meant what they said the first time

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort


19. Nope

19 Family Members Way Too Close For Comfort

I think these people need to stop watching Game of Thrones and getting not-so-bright ideas about taking family relations to the next level. I’m just hoping some of these look worse than they actually are.