17 Cats That Have Serious Hoarding Issues

1. “I know what you’re thinking, and really, it’s just recreational.”

2. “If you give me those judging eyes one more time, I swear to God.”

3. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know collecting was a sin.”

4. “These? Oh I’m just helping clean up…”

5. “Oh you NEED these? Sounds like you’re the one with the addiction.”

6. “Since when is this “not normal??””

7. “You were looking for these, right? Yeah, I was just…keeping them safe for you.”

8. “I promise, I’m going to stop…by the end of the month.”

9. “26…27…28…29…I’m sorry, can I help you?”

10. “I’m cleaning. Recognize it? Probably not. I know it’s pretty foreign to you.”

11. “You do know I’m just drowning you out now, right?”

12. “Don’t talk to me about hoarding, woman. I’ve seen your closet.”

13. “Oh don’t worry, I don’t expect you to understand.”

14. “The word “normal” is subjective. I know plenty of people that would see this as normal.”

15. “I’m sorry, were you saying something? All I could hear was “bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, blah, blah, bullshit.”

16. “What. What are you gonna say. Yeah…that’s what I thought.”

17. “You have three bin-fulls of your kids’ shitty drawings. That’s not what I would call credibility.”